In college, I was a Latin minor. This means two things; first, I'm a Geek (capital G and all!) and second, I find humor in the oddest things. I hope you enjoy my kind of humor...or at least you are willing to humor me.
I found this on Fun Latin. If you are a Latin Geek, leave me a comment, will you?
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
(Translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.)